1. Don't end up like Spongbob.
Use your wabo and drink some water.
2. Because wabos are stainless steel you can put other liquids *cough alcohol cough* in them. Wash it out and it won't get all funky and gross.
Looking at you plastic reusable bottles.
3. Drink your water in 2016
4. This, my friends, is a problem of the past.
5. Wabos are a trusty steed, a sturdy friend, and something you can rely on
Kick those bottles!